There are two kinds of people, one who love their jobs and second who think" why the hell am I doing this job." We don't know in which category you belong to, we hope it's the first one. We are normal people with normal jobs, but there are few " creative heads" who try to finish their jobs by giving it a creative end. You might have come across in these similar situations where you saw something and said, "dude, you had one job!"
These " you had one job to do" fail will make your day, if you are in a bad mood. And if you aren't then there is nothing wrong in looking at them and having a laugh on their silliness. This will be your laughter dose of the day.
BREAKING NEWS! The brother of a lion is not a lion. Yeah, it's true. We just got to know and we don't want people to stay unaware of the latest fact. You're welcome by the way. We should be grateful to CNN for clearing it that it's not true that a lion's brother is also a lion, it can be anything, like, a cheetah, a monkey, or it can even be a human wearing a costume of a lion. It's so hard to avoid laughing after reading it. Just take a look at the news! Dude, what were you even thinking?
This guy here, he is not a normal human. He has this superpower " you can't break my leg." He is from the planet called Ironbones. You must be thinking what this girl even doing? Breaking his legs or what? We think this guy told her about his superpowers and she was not convinced. She decided to take the matter into her own hands by landing on his legs. You can see that this guy felt no pain.
Because you just don't know what else they do it in the washroom, right? This guy knew that not everybody washes their hands and keeping his personal experience in his mind he did this. He is an expert in installing the paper towels machine. See how beautifully they all are lined up. Don't you just feel like washing your hand? And don't worry about the paper towels they have five of them. Happy washing.
If the Harry Potter movie series was made today, this would have been the secret entrance for the platform number 9 3/4. Potter and Granger still doing it in a right way but look at Weasley, still lazy. Maybe the guy who installed it was a huge Harry Potter fan. He believes that someday this wall will open its magic entrance gate if he keeps trying. Yeah, keep trying just mind your head. Oh! Sorry, you don't have one.
"Sir, what would you like to have?" "A bagel with a cream cheese, please." "Sure, a bagel with cheese clump. No! A bagel with a spread of cream cheese." "Sure Sir." This is what this guy got. He asked for the evenly distributed cream cheese instead got this joke to eat. We are sure with every bite this guy had a mouthful of laughter.
Though the guy who was in charge of putting the movie names didn't do his job properly but surely made the night worth remembering. We don't know what this guy was thinking but it looks like he wanted to win the bet. See I told you, it's Suicide Party, not Suicide Squad. You proved your point buddy, now go change the titles. Sorry, he can't because Sausage Squad has already started. Damn You!
Here we have an all-new Tic-Tac mint fresh with a secret flavor. But it's not for everyone. Only a chosen one can have it. We wish the guy who did it gets to be the lucky one. We think he wanted to add little spice to his work life and he came up with this brilliant idea. The idea that changed his life forever. With being an employee of the month he even was raised to manager post ( we are kidding). With his due paycheck, he must have received the resignation letter. Poor soul. You know what to say.
Who is the biggest fan of John Cena? It must be this guy or it can be the photographer who took this " you can't see him" photo. But dude, we still can. God knows what this guy did that he has to hide his beautiful face from the world. Beautiful? You ask. Because we can still see you. But we still can be sure about why the photographer blurred his face. Fun activity: Try making your pupil wider while focusing on this man's face you will be able to make up his face ( not that clearly).
The source-journalist relationship is very important. The source trusts the journalist before giving up some valuable information. And there are few journalists who even go to jail for not giving up source's name in the court. But this journalist doesn't care about anything. All he wants his article to get published. Tom specifically told him to keep his name out of it but this journalist knew about other journalists landing up in jail, so he saved the time of the court. Nice work ethics.
After seeing this signboard we can be sure what is the safest mode of transport. It's a bicycle. You might have seen while traveling on the road that buses have their own lanes. This guy knew the suffering of people who travel by cars and he gave them this lane. Drive your car on water and don't worry about traffic lights because they have none. Or maybe this guy is from the future. Whoever you are this is 2018, not 2058.
"Hey, sink listen." "Yes, soap dispenser." "The guys keep coming and touch me everytime they are near you and still you didn't do anything." "No worries, I won't let them push you again." If non-living things could talk like in the movies then we are sure this would have been the conversation between the sink and soap dispenser. And the guy who did this must have been a fan of cartoon movies. We mean, How? Why? What?
When life gives you lemons, you make? What? Did you say lemonade? It's WRONG. You make orange juice. So next time you hear someone saying this quote, don't forget to correct them. We agree both lemon and orange comes from the family but they are NOT the same. Stop making things difficult for the people they are already struggling. We haven't said it since we started, but can't control it anymore. You had just one job!
This CD here is the newest invention in the field of science. This invention comes with a certain limitation. Whatever you do with it, just don't you dare take it out and put it under anything that blocks direct sunlight. It is that sensitive. Our guess is that this CD is for people who love to stay in the sun and you never know it might store some of it.
How many languages can you speak? After seeing this image we are sure you must be perfect in Spanish. For this guy equality is everything. He doesn't care if you are American or Spaniards, our language is one, English. So next time you hear the song Despacito, you know it's not that difficult to understand. Go sing in front of your friends and make them jealous.
This guy wanted to leave his mark on this planet while people planned on leaving it after seeing this masterpiece. Mind the stairs is no longer required because we need to mind the pillar. And for the people like us who are always bowing to our smartphones, must take extra care now. We think the guy who built this hates smartphones. Okay so now even smartphones are smarter than me, let me show them who is the boss. Nice work Genius!
See Dad, I came 3st. What? Yeah, 3st Dad, I am so happy. What competition was it? Let's see who can remain thirsty for a day. Still, he came 3st. The other two guys must have been really thirsty. But you know, who won? The creator of this world-class medal. We think he never won one and this proves why.
How many times I have told you not to keep your door closed. Sorry, Mom. No, it's okay dude, your mom called one of the best carpenters in the world to solve this. See this genius' work. No more shutting the door. You can try, but you won't succeed. Who puts the door handle like this? Is privacy still a taboo? Last time we heard it was a big thing.
We just want to know, who created this? They should have at least provided us with some directions on how to get inside this thing. No we mean, what goes first, is it the legs? or is it the hands? Maybe the aliens are coming. And the creator of this extraordinary piece of fashion wants them to feel at home.
Sir, your car is ready. Wow! it looks amazing. Let me have a ride. Yes, sir. The mechanic spent hours on this car and this guy ruined it all. It must be so heartbreaking for the owner who was waiting to ride his car. Now, wait for a couple of days more because we don't think so it is getting ready any time soon. You had one job driver and you ruined it all. We hope he doesn't get to drive on the road because you know he is a dangerous man.
We know this act of genius is making you laugh but you know what is funnier than this image. Just imagine a situation where two friends walk into the restaurant and decide to go to the washroom. One wanted to pee and other wanted to poop. The guy who wanted to poop didn't feel like doing it so he opened the door and smashed it on his friend's back. Dude, what are you doing? My jeans are all wet. We don't know what pill this guy took while constructing the washroom because he did a terrible job.
I am so excited to do my job that nothing can stop me today, not even this car. We mean, What? Why? How can you not see this black car? We don't see any camouflage that made you do this. We think this guy told his superior about the car on the road and the supervisor replied, just get over it. And he obeyed the order. He literally went over it. Because you know, the boss is always right.
Eating Oreo has been made easy for the consumer. Now no more twisting the biscuit and licking the cream inside. Because it's already there, on the top of the biscuit. See we have proof. Oreo has been trying some new flavors and colors lately, maybe this is one of those experiments that company launch to see if they are able to gain popularity among the consumer. Yes, Oreo we have your attention and now give back our favorite Oreo back.
It's not just any crayon, it has some deep meaning written all over it. If you look up the definition of "bule" you'll find that it's an Indonesian word that signifies someone with European descent. Wow! We thought coloring was a fun activity to do. We feel bad for the kids who think the correct spelling of "blue" is "bule". We know it's a typo but still, think about it. Say there were 100,000 pencils like this that were put into stores with this spelling on it. Now we have exactly the same number of kids with the impression that thinks blue is bule.
So what did you read? " You don't matter, give up" or " You matter, don't give up." If it is the first one we are sorry to see you in this place of life, but if it was the second then congrats you are a positive soul. Just imagine, a depressed guy driving his car, and thinking about his life and sees this signboard in front him and realize, that even universe thinks I don't matter and should give up. Somebody, please fix this.
On an average, a dam takes more than 5 years to get completed and don't forget the huge amount of money that goes into building it. We are sure even this dam demanded the same amount of time and money. But somebody wasn't happy about the dam and instead decided to give people this! We have no idea how they will fix it. It looks really scary and funny at the same time.
This real estate guy asked the advertisement company to make him talk of the town and we think they did a fine job. What do you think? This is a classic 101 way to ruin somebody's image. What were these advertisement people even thinking to put his face that too on windows of the bus that can be opened? You turned this smart looking man into lost brother from Alvin and The Chipmunks. At least his hair is on point.
Looking at the prints on his body it may look like a giraffe but don't they have a long neck instead of long legs. It seems like somebody put giraffe's face on a monkey's body. What were you trying to do? Choices are everything in life. And the creator of this we don't know what was really confused. Take a look at the picture of this creation which scared away so many kids in the store. How difficult it was to long neck instead of long legs. It's not rocket science.
No, we are not as critical as we may look. But FYI Mr. Whosoever wrote this, "stressed" spelled backward is actually "desserts". And " Tressed" spelled backward is "dessert" and we have no idea what does "tressed" mean. And to be clear, we don't need a dessert or tressed in times of stress, all we want the problem to get the hell out of our way so we can enjoy our desserts without being stressed. FIX IT! We haven't said it for so long but this was the limit. Dude, You had one job.
Miracle! Miracle! Water was turned into wine. This time not by Jesus but by a store. The store might be going in a loss and this guy found out the way to bring more people into the store. And when the people heard about the store selling wine at the cost of water. Phew! what a crowd. Excellent work! You managed to bring so many people into the store at the cost of your job. Now, this guy can add this act of creativity in his resume.
This guy created a small island for ants. He must be an animal lover judging by the work he was given. Just imagine the situation where you are stuck in this place (not by choice). What a view! Water everywhere and you also forgot to bring your ship. Now your whole life is sinking in front of your eyes. Oh! wait, it can't because he did not do his job properly.
Take a moment and look at the irony. The store does sell fasteners but the only board advertising it is not fastened. It's like a company saying we can fix anything but its own business' bell doesn't work. We hope they fixed it because supplies are right there and time is passing by really fast.
It's not every day that archeologists find stuff related to history. There are very rare moments when they discover something and this is one of the rarest moment in the history of the world. This guy was specifically told to take extra care around the stuff like this. But as you can see he was so excited by the discovery that he just smashed his emotions on this poor skull. We don't like to repeat, but you had...argh! leave it.
People with OCD, stay alert! We are good people with good heart. So we just want people with OCD to stay away with this route. It is so annoying to see this that even we feel like taking out that piece and putting it back where it belongs. Black is black, not red. He was doing it right and suddenly decided to ruin it. Why? Why did you do it?
This is the reason why there should be interviews even for small jobs like these. It is written right there, " Do NOT Stack" but this guy devil may care attitude stacked them all. We think he read the word stack and his mind got stuck. At least he stacked them properly otherwise you know what worse could have happened.
Being a writer we know, how hard it is to decide on a title for an article. But this editor has put us all in shame. See how beautifully and easily he did it. This is a perfect example of telling people what gibberish means. This is gibberish. He has managed to put sports commentary into the newspaper and that too word for word. He knew that many people don't get time to watch the match, so he came up with this new technique. By the way, it's not that difficult. All you need to do is hear the commentary and just run your fingers all over the keyboard.
Going to the bathroom is the first thing that everybody does except this guy. He had no idea what this thing was. He tried his best in solving the toughest puzzle of the world. He must have been so proud of himself after completing his only job. Pat your back buddy, yes, a little harder this time.
This baker knew how to make a customer happy. There is a saying that the customer is always right. And he learned it by heart. We are sure Matt was more surprised by the cake. This baker ruined the whole surprise party and left Matt scarred for his all life. So next time you order the cake make sure you have left the clear message.
Did you know? The Coca-Cola company keeps the recipe secretly hidden inside the vault. And to find that recipe the Pepsi sent his most talented spy. Just look how perfectly he has managed to stay hidden. This guy was so desperate to lose his jobs that with one stroke he lost two jobs. Yeah, you read it right. First from the Pepsi company and the other from the Coca-Cola company ( if he ever decides to apply there).
This is the perfect nightmare for drunk people. There is no way a drunk person could know where he should go even if he tries his best until he goes in. At first glance, it seems like some kind of a reality game show but it isn't. It is a real-life situation. And this show is being hosted by the guy who had this one job to put the signboard on their proper place. This guy is game.
We don't know what should we call it. A cup? or a cup that's outside in. We can say this for sure that this guy hates cups. There are times when we say he or she handled the situation really well but in this case, we can't even say handle because the handle hasn't been handled that well. Hold onto it, but where. Look inside you'll find all the answers.
This guy deserves a standing ovation and the best architect award. The owners wanted the balcony with a view and he gave it to them. Look! Where? Get outside. But there is no door. Door? What's that? Go out from the window.
This is not an illusion image. It's a real-life situation created by the best builder ever born. His name is " i-will-put-it-in-front-of-your-eyes-but-you-won't-find-it." He does really live up to his name. It took us a while to detect the problem. Did you find it? If yes, then you know what to say. You had...
We can imagine, what kind of place this guy must be in life. All he knows is how to go down. Good luck ladies ( if you know what we mean). We can tell he loves physics and his favorite chapter was gravity. This guy just loves downfalls. We hope they have solved the issue because it is hard to take stairs all the time if you want to go upstairs. Because going down has been made easy. Such a down to earth guy.
Dream house with the best living room, wait! What's that on the ceiling? Which ceiling are you talking about because there are two? The owners must be cursing their life for this happening. We mean, how difficult it is for the builder to make the ceiling of the room. It's like putting the ground on the head of the walls.
Best son award goes to this guy. His mom kept telling him to fix the shower and see, he did. He knows how to use the garbage. You don't throw them away but fix them above your head. We are not saying this is bad but this is definitely not what your mom asked you to do. She said, throw the garbage and fix the shower.
What is up with these house-building guys? Like they keep on coming back. This guy was doing everything perfectly but suddenly the genius possessed him and he did this ( did you find?). What was he thinking, like I am gonna do this one silly mistake and nobody will notice? No dude, we did notice it. It's right there on the top. FIX IT!
Did you remember in school we used to say, yellow, yellow, dirty fellow? We found the dirty fellow after all these years. For him every other color in the world is yellow. He sees only yellow. Feels only yellow. And what he does is also yellow.
The guy who designed this van found out something about Starbucks and sent this message for us. If you are Starbucks lover then we are sorry we don't know who did this but if you aren't then this guy did a fine job we think. It all depends on how you want to see the world. The world sucks and so do Starbucks. We aren't saying this but the van guy is speaking it out loud and clear.
This bank knows how to please their customers. And the tagline of the bank must be, "We know handling money can be heavy, so sit down while taking it out." They say you should not let anybody see your password but this bank doesn't believe in that because nobody put their money in this bank, because the ATMs are so difficult to find.
The guy who created this puzzle must be feeling really proud after creating the toughest puzzle. He knows the value of time and for the sake of the people, he made this. You don't have to spend your precious time here because even he did not.
Getting a degree in "Jurnalism" is not easy. There is only one guy who managed to get it. The degree is so valuable that today, he has this job of printing the text on the trophies and shields. Even he has one award after passing his "Jurnalism" major from "Youseless Unaversaty".